Oh.....my.........God

We have been watching Jenn and Chris's dog Oden for the last week, which has been lots of fun. He is a goof and very sweet. I think he is about 10 months old..not sure. Derek and Oden were playing in the house, Derek was laughing and then he says "Oden, you're a pretty swell dog". Funny..then later...uhhhhhharghhhhhh..I see Oden humping Derek and say "Oden, get down, Derek don't let him do that OK?" And Derek says "OK", then he says "Oden was doing the Cha Cha"..OMG...hilarious!

Mantra's for Derek

So, over the weekend, Derek stayed the night at Jenny and Nathans. We find out yesterday..and them too..that Derek had gotten up in the middle of the night..got into their drawer and got their iron out. He plugged it in and burnt their carpet real bad. Then he covered it up with a bag and put the iron back. Needless to say..he was in deep shit. He broke these rules:
1. If it's not yours, don't touch it.
2. DO NOT touch electricity.
3. Don't be sneaky.
4. Stay in bed, unless it's potty..then go back to bed.
He was in restriction for a couple of days and ALL toys are in bins. We explained that he wouldn't have toys if they got burnt up in a house fire and that anything hot can start a fire.
This morning I had him upstairs saying the above outloud over and over and over. We get in the car this morning and we ask Derek to tell us what he was to remember. He did a couple of the statements and then I started with "I will not be.." and he was supposed to say "sneaky" and he says "a jerk"!!! Funny as usual. I had never used the word jerk in his "mantra's"...lol
The pic of Derek is him "working to pay for the new carpet". He is picking up pine cones...lol

TMI (too much information) lol

Derek says his ravioli was trying to come out of his butt.
And then he was a bit constipated and I said to relax a bit and then try to push again. He say when he relaxes, the poop goes back up inside..I have to buy a recorder, because for the 15 minutes he was trying to poop, he said so many many funny things.